Astro-Disaster
I had a dream last night that I was in what, for all intents and purposes as far as dreams go, was a space station orbiting Earth. You see, it all started with a woman politician. There was a meeting...
View ArticleMy Own Extension!!!
I have my own phone and extension at work, now! Woohoo! And I've raided some cabinets in the office so I have my own sticky notes and my own pens and pencils, and my own stapler, and my own staple...
View ArticleA Baptist at Mass: Making a Nuisance of Myself
Have I ever told you about the time I forced myself into a closed communion at a Catholic church?In my defense, I was pretty young and didn't know any better. Looking back on it from a more adult...
View ArticleSleeping Beauty Music Messing With My Head
It’s weird hearing music you associate with one thing being used in an entirely different manner. I saw the Russian Ballet perform Sleeping Beauty last night. It was beautiful, of course, and...
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I Really Hate Celery
I like peas, green beans, spinach, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower - all kinds of veggies and greens. Some of them I like more than others. Some of them I prefer raw rather than steamed, and some of...
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Doodling
Someone mentioned my "artwork" today and it took me a moment to remember what he was referring to. This is something a doodled one really ridiculously boring day a few years ago. I played with the...
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Little Pigs and Scrooge McDuck
I had a crazy dream last night about fairytale characters! The three Little Pigs and their family were working in the security control room that also housed the vault entrance to Scrooge McDuck's...
View ArticleSuper Fabulous Semi-Short Blogging Challenge
I felt like doing one of those 30-day blogging challenges, except I didn't want to go for 30 days because I can't seem to commit to it for that long and people get bored with it and stop reading. So...
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Guns in the Tank
If you caught my pulse this weekend, you know I had an incident with the fishy. I cleaned Darth Baitus' tank, which he was quite happy about. He was pretty calm about swimming in the little tupperware...
View ArticleWhen I Was a Kid...
I had a lot of weird incidents as a kid. I was chased by a cop at the tender age of potty-trained pre-kindergarten, whatever the heck that is. Sometimes it's four, sometimes it's three when the story's...
View ArticlePure Michigan: Winter Virgins
Edit: For those of you who haven't seen the Pure Michigan commercials, this is a spoof of them.
View ArticleI Dreamed I Saw Death
Last night, I dreamed I looked out a window and saw dark storm clouds rolling in. I looked into the storm and saw three omens of death. Boldly, I stood in front of the window and cried, "I have seen...
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Will
(Wearing stripes) I never got to spend a lot of time with you, but that doesn't mean I don't miss you, cuz. Never ending love,K~
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A Snow Doggy Day
Hi, there! I'm Boo! Check out this awesome snow! That's one of my humans. She busted out laughing when she sank down in snow almost to her knees! Compared to other winters, it hasn't really snowed all...
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Poor Boo
It's just me and Boo for a little while. Poor dog. He doesn't understand why Mom's van is outside but she isn't here. Every once in a while he notices it out the window and goes berserk, running from...
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"Filling the Void" aka Staffing Change
While I was in the shower this morning work called to see if I could come in early. Usually, I work in the afternoon as it's a temp job...or, rather, I'm a temp working there...yeah, whatever. So I...
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Jane Austen Who?
Have you ever had a moment where you are caught off guard by someone not knowing about something or someone that you thought was pretty much common knowledge? It certainly doesn't happen every day for...
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I Didn't Mean It...
I feel like my last two posts make me look conceited. I don't mean to be. I have unintentionally managed to annoy my mother both last night and this morning. I didn't mean to and I feel bad about it....
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Take the Chicken Across the River First
You know that logic problem where you have a dog, a chicken, and a bag of seed? You need to take them across the river in a boat and you can only take one at a time but you have to do it in just the...
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